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get_explore_activity_conversations

Get a list of conversations ordered by the most recent activity value that the system updates when reactions, or comments are made.

Primary URL: https://endpoint.hey.cafe/get_explore_activity_conversations

Variables

A list of variables needed to make the call work, they can be provided via the URL or POST.

number
count
How many items to return (default 20).
number
start
Offset for results.
boolean
cafes
If provide TRUE we will not show any conversations made to a cafรฉ.

Example Response


https://endpoint.hey.cafe/get_explore_activity_conversations
{
    "system_api_endpoint": "endpoint-008.hey.cafe",
    "system_api_timestamp": "20260715052612",
    "system_api_request_ip": "0.0.0.0",
    "system_api_request_status": "valid",
    "system_api_request_country": "DE",
    "system_api_error": false,
    "system_api_error_reason": "",
    "response_data": {
        "found_items": true,
        "conversations": {
            "4cug8bq3ot0apn1": {
                "id": "4cug8bq3ot0apn1",
                "account": {
                    "id": "coihhvnbr6t8s46",
                    "alias": "cyndiinbc",
                    "name": "Cyndi in BC",
                    "avatar": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-03\/20260307154706-dd882ycgfmzpbhg.jpg",
                    "header": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-03\/20260326134121-mn7clsn6qdw3emc.jpg",
                    "bio": "I love playing with colours, shapes, patterns, textures, images, shadows and light... ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ    Drawing, Painting, Photography and Fibre Art, all inspired by the intersection of Geometry and Artistic Expression.    If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished. ๐Ÿฅฐ    Check out my cafe !bloomscrolling",
                    "timeout": false,
                    "status": "active",
                    "seen": "20260714223239",
                    "active": "20260714223237",
                    "created": "20260129144247",
                    "verified": "0",
                    "pro": "1",
                    "type": "person",
                    "admin": "0",
                    "moderator": "0",
                    "language": "en",
                    "public_view": "1",
                    "public_comment": "1",
                    "public_react": "1"
                },
                "cafe": false,
                "info_table": "b",
                "info_score": "15",
                "info_safespace": "0",
                "info_pinned": "0",
                "info_hidden_cafe": "0",
                "info_hidden_global": "0",
                "info_updated": "0",
                "info_locked": "0",
                "info_draft": "0",
                "info_language": "en",
                "date_created": "20260714220155",
                "date_activity": "20260715052500",
                "contents": "Good night... The Hu just dropped an excellent new video!    https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Ef9NK-RaNZE",
                "count_comments": "0",
                "count_you_comments": "0",
                "count_reactions": "2",
                "count_you_reactions": "0",
                "you_last_reaction": false,
                "attachments": false,
                "tag": false,
                "reactions": [
                    {
                        "reaction": "emoji-heart",
                        "date": "20260715052500",
                        "account_alias": "technosquiddy",
                        "account_name": "Shaina Allison ๐Ÿฅ“",
                        "account_avatar": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-03\/20260302091424-hh4sftlgzbse5k5.png"
                    },
                    {
                        "reaction": "emoji-heart",
                        "date": "20260715030439",
                        "account_alias": "gordh",
                        "account_name": "Gord Hensey๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ",
                        "account_avatar": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-06\/20260630143305-0ohp6okkzv78btz.jpg"
                    }
                ]
            },
            "ijapv3mum6d0mxo": {
                "id": "ijapv3mum6d0mxo",
                "account": {
                    "id": "5fzd2zkvrctve0o",
                    "alias": "dee29",
                    "name": "Dee ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ",
                    "avatar": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-03\/20260308063131-ysg7rjhayoszjxi.jpg",
                    "header": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-03\/20260308063607-bw2t0h53wwythrt.jpg",
                    "bio": "Good life, beautiful life! Canadian life!  Ontarian (GTA) GenXer.    I have set up the !creatorsofbeauty, !pareidolia, and !livingthelivesoftwopeople cafรฉs. All those interested, please feel free to join.",
                    "timeout": false,
                    "status": "active",
                    "seen": "20260715052611",
                    "active": "20260715052430",
                    "created": "20260308060930",
                    "verified": "0",
                    "pro": "1",
                    "type": "person",
                    "admin": "0",
                    "moderator": "0",
                    "language": "en",
                    "public_view": "1",
                    "public_comment": "1",
                    "public_react": "1"
                },
                "cafe": false,
                "info_table": "e",
                "info_score": "272",
                "info_safespace": "0",
                "info_pinned": "0",
                "info_hidden_cafe": "0",
                "info_hidden_global": "0",
                "info_updated": "0",
                "info_locked": "0",
                "info_draft": "0",
                "info_language": "en",
                "date_created": "20260714174032",
                "date_activity": "20260715052315",
                "contents": "Good night, all! โ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธ",
                "count_comments": "7",
                "count_you_comments": "0",
                "count_reactions": "10",
                "count_you_reactions": "0",
                "you_last_reaction": false,
                "attachments": {
                    "am0scqw10vjuazs": {
                        "id": "am0scqw10vjuazs",
                        "type": "image",
                        "title": "false",
                        "alt": "Common hazel",
                        "primary": "0",
                        "file": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-07\/20260712113030-lw55e29ie0c1ux7.jpg",
                        "name": "20260712113030-lw55e29ie0c1ux7.jpg",
                        "mime": "image\/jpeg",
                        "size": "5801497",
                        "adult": "false",
                        "spoiler": "false",
                        "ai": "false",
                        "preview": false
                    }
                },
                "tag": {
                    "id": "jipzrcdstz17um0",
                    "account": "5fzd2zkvrctve0o",
                    "cafe": "false",
                    "name": "Animals&Nature",
                    "emoji": "๐Ÿฆ‹",
                    "staff": "false",
                    "collapsed": "false"
                },
                "reactions": [
                    {
                        "reaction": "emoji-heart",
                        "date": "20260715024917",
                        "account_alias": "countrywitch",
                        "account_name": "Country Witch",
                        "account_avatar": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-04\/20260411065840-nxx1311moonozgv.png"
                    },
                    {
                        "reaction": "emoji-heart",
                        "date": "20260714202014",
                        "account_alias": "aledaj",
                        "account_name": "Aleda Johnson",
                        "account_avatar": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-03\/20260301195734-8xx73cm102l7b1n.jpg"
                    },
                    {
                        "reaction": "emoji-heart",
                        "date": "20260714185112",
                        "account_alias": "gordh",
                        "account_name": "Gord Hensey๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ",
                        "account_avatar": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-06\/20260630143305-0ohp6okkzv78btz.jpg"
                    },
                    {
                        "reaction": "emoji-heart",
                        "date": "20260714182345",
                        "account_alias": "nomadic_bucca",
                        "account_name": "Colin",
                        "account_avatar": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-05\/20260516105315-5a5kta36f15dr7f.jpg"
                    },
                    {
                        "reaction": "emoji-heart",
                        "date": "20260714180524",
                        "account_alias": "serrie",
                        "account_name": "Serrie",
                        "account_avatar": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-07\/20260714182337-gjadd00yebu2o2s.jpg"
                    },
                    {
                        "reaction": "emoji-heart",
                        "date": "20260714180325",
                        "account_alias": "valsdougie",
                        "account_name": "Dougie P ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฒ",
                        "account_avatar": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-03\/20260319102947-22zp69aoe3ew5nm.jpg"
                    },
                    {
                        "reaction": "emoji-thumb-up",
                        "date": "20260714180113",
                        "account_alias": "rio",
                        "account_name": "Rio Logie ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ",
                        "account_avatar": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-04\/20260418083610-u07aqubz1wy8ssv.jpeg"
                    },
                    {
                        "reaction": "emoji-heart",
                        "date": "20260714175131",
                        "account_alias": "lisa",
                        "account_name": "Lisa Marie",
                        "account_avatar": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-03\/20260320164146-5eeuz4rkuvze31g.jpeg"
                    },
                    {
                        "reaction": "emoji-heart",
                        "date": "20260714174902",
                        "account_alias": "budmo",
                        "account_name": "Marta ๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ",
                        "account_avatar": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-03\/20260310051216-8heqzbqjk902daz.jpeg"
                    },
                    {
                        "reaction": "emoji-heart",
                        "date": "20260714174423",
                        "account_alias": "cyndiinbc",
                        "account_name": "Cyndi in BC",
                        "account_avatar": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-03\/20260307154706-dd882ycgfmzpbhg.jpg"
                    }
                ]
            },
            "dmhwuhf22jsnxqx": {
                "id": "dmhwuhf22jsnxqx",
                "account": {
                    "id": "9f527pdckzgbyfc",
                    "alias": "todmaffin",
                    "name": "Tod Maffin",
                    "avatar": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-06\/20260627115702-upkljamc8pgvfsj.png",
                    "header": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-01\/20260129111117-z8e4h6l3xy63hj3.png",
                    "bio": "Your Emotional Support Canadian ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ โ™ฅ๏ธ    ๐Ÿ“ฐ ๐—ก๐—˜๐—ช๐—ฆ๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐—ง๐—ง๐—˜๐—ฅ: https:\/\/newsletter.todmaffin.com  ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ ๐—ฃ๐—ข๐——๐—–๐—”๐—ฆ๐—ง: https:\/\/mirrorfalls.com    Support my work: https:\/\/support.todmaffin.com  All my videos: https:\/\/videos.todmaffin.com  Everything else: https:\/\/links.todmaffin.com",
                    "timeout": false,
                    "status": "active",
                    "seen": "20260714094317",
                    "active": "20260714124438",
                    "created": "20260129110602",
                    "verified": "1",
                    "pro": "1",
                    "type": "creator",
                    "admin": "0",
                    "moderator": "0",
                    "language": "en",
                    "public_view": "1",
                    "public_comment": "1",
                    "public_react": "1"
                },
                "cafe": false,
                "info_table": "c",
                "info_score": "109",
                "info_safespace": "0",
                "info_pinned": "0",
                "info_hidden_cafe": "0",
                "info_hidden_global": "0",
                "info_updated": "0",
                "info_locked": "0",
                "info_draft": "0",
                "info_language": "en",
                "date_created": "20260714090353",
                "date_activity": "20260715052044",
                "contents": "Oh god. They're onto me. ๐Ÿ˜‚",
                "count_comments": "0",
                "count_you_comments": "0",
                "count_reactions": "23",
                "count_you_reactions": "0",
                "you_last_reaction": false,
                "attachments": {
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                        "id": "joyljognt18ax3m",
                        "type": "image",
                        "title": "false",
                        "alt": "false",
                        "primary": "0",
                        "file": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-07\/20260714090351-476f2a5o01hml15.png",
                        "name": "20260714090351-476f2a5o01hml15.png",
                        "mime": "image\/png",
                        "size": "48634",
                        "adult": "false",
                        "spoiler": "false",
                        "ai": "false",
                        "preview": false
                    }
                },
                "tag": false,
                "reactions": [
                    {
                        "reaction": "emoji-laugh",
                        "date": "20260715052044",
                        "account_alias": "even_more_leslie",
                        "account_name": "Leslie Stallard ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ",
                        "account_avatar": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-03\/20260303063211-m8swvt9veepi7iz.jpg"
                    },
                    {
                        "reaction": "emoji-thumb-up",
                        "date": "20260715051000",
                        "account_alias": "anatolieleven",
                        "account_name": "Tony Tkach ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ",
                        "account_avatar": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-03\/20260302150535-bllwyptj3n9gd7l.jpeg"
                    },
                    {
                        "reaction": "emoji-thumb-up",
                        "date": "20260714122611",
                        "account_alias": "rnistuk",
                        "account_name": "Richard Nistuk",
                        "account_avatar": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-03\/20260324173315-h60w4916sdv188k.jpg"
                    },
                    {
                        "reaction": "emoji-laugh",
                        "date": "20260714121721",
                        "account_alias": "madeleine",
                        "account_name": "Madeleine",
                        "account_avatar": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-03\/20260301204609-1z36ors3mcxsdyy.jpg"
                    },
                    {
                        "reaction": "emoji-laugh",
                        "date": "20260714121059",
                        "account_alias": "frans",
                        "account_name": "Frans Paap ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ",
                        "account_avatar": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-03\/20260305013629-979ajy1ja1q999s.jpg"
                    },
                    {
                        "reaction": "emoji-heart",
                        "date": "20260714115413",
                        "account_alias": "19princess71",
                        "account_name": "Natasha",
                        "account_avatar": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-06\/20260609173054-ekfal5vr1nsqf2z.jpeg"
                    },
                    {
                        "reaction": "emoji-heart",
                        "date": "20260714111640",
                        "account_alias": "summerleo",
                        "account_name": "Pat Bodan",
                        "account_avatar": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-05\/20260502164455-eaqu0hk2o5ayddu.jpeg"
                    },
                    {
                        "reaction": "emoji-laugh",
                        "date": "20260714111438",
                        "account_alias": "tooltroll",
                        "account_name": "ToolTroll",
                        "account_avatar": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-03\/20260318090226-aywkhh66zrmvhi3.jpg"
                    },
                    {
                        "reaction": "emoji-heart",
                        "date": "20260714105407",
                        "account_alias": "aledaj",
                        "account_name": "Aleda Johnson",
                        "account_avatar": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-03\/20260301195734-8xx73cm102l7b1n.jpg"
                    },
                    {
                        "reaction": "emoji-heart",
                        "date": "20260714104201",
                        "account_alias": "messagetojudith",
                        "account_name": "Judi G.",
                        "account_avatar": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-07\/20260703183013-zd0k9y3e318kf41.jpeg"
                    }
                ]
            },
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                "account": {
                    "id": "9f527pdckzgbyfc",
                    "alias": "todmaffin",
                    "name": "Tod Maffin",
                    "avatar": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-06\/20260627115702-upkljamc8pgvfsj.png",
                    "header": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-01\/20260129111117-z8e4h6l3xy63hj3.png",
                    "bio": "Your Emotional Support Canadian ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ โ™ฅ๏ธ    ๐Ÿ“ฐ ๐—ก๐—˜๐—ช๐—ฆ๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐—ง๐—ง๐—˜๐—ฅ: https:\/\/newsletter.todmaffin.com  ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ ๐—ฃ๐—ข๐——๐—–๐—”๐—ฆ๐—ง: https:\/\/mirrorfalls.com    Support my work: https:\/\/support.todmaffin.com  All my videos: https:\/\/videos.todmaffin.com  Everything else: https:\/\/links.todmaffin.com",
                    "timeout": false,
                    "status": "active",
                    "seen": "20260714094317",
                    "active": "20260714124438",
                    "created": "20260129110602",
                    "verified": "1",
                    "pro": "1",
                    "type": "creator",
                    "admin": "0",
                    "moderator": "0",
                    "language": "en",
                    "public_view": "1",
                    "public_comment": "1",
                    "public_react": "1"
                },
                "cafe": false,
                "info_table": "a",
                "info_score": "155",
                "info_safespace": "0",
                "info_pinned": "0",
                "info_hidden_cafe": "0",
                "info_hidden_global": "0",
                "info_updated": "0",
                "info_locked": "0",
                "info_draft": "0",
                "info_language": "en",
                "date_created": "20260714094312",
                "date_activity": "20260715052034",
                "contents": "The numbers are in!  97 American nurses have moved to #VancouverIsland (31 to #Nanaimo hospital alone) in the last year โ€” with 87 more in the pipeline, thanks in part to the Nanaimo Infusion movement.    And that's not counting the 18 doctors, radiology techs, speech pathologists, and others.    โœ… Want to join them? Check out Vancouver Island: https:\/\/NanaimoInfusion.ca  โšก Start an Infusion in YOUR community: https:\/\/start.healthcareinfusion.org    We are only getting started.    Source: Island Health\/NRGH Foundation",
                "count_comments": "3",
                "count_you_comments": "0",
                "count_reactions": "18",
                "count_you_reactions": "0",
                "you_last_reaction": false,
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                        "title": "false",
                        "alt": "false",
                        "primary": "0",
                        "file": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-07\/20260714094303-pdb1inizaoswxeh.jpg",
                        "name": "20260714094303-pdb1inizaoswxeh.jpg",
                        "mime": "image\/jpeg",
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                        "adult": "false",
                        "spoiler": "false",
                        "ai": "false",
                        "preview": false
                    }
                },
                "tag": false,
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                        "date": "20260715052034",
                        "account_alias": "even_more_leslie",
                        "account_name": "Leslie Stallard ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ",
                        "account_avatar": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-03\/20260303063211-m8swvt9veepi7iz.jpg"
                    },
                    {
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                        "date": "20260715050939",
                        "account_alias": "anatolieleven",
                        "account_name": "Tony Tkach ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ",
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                    },
                    {
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                        "date": "20260715014128",
                        "account_alias": "robtoba",
                        "account_name": "Robert Larrivee",
                        "account_avatar": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-03\/20260302120950-w895rh70mrwatxu.jpeg"
                    },
                    {
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                        "date": "20260714195719",
                        "account_alias": "jro2026",
                        "account_name": "Jack",
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                    },
                    {
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                        "date": "20260714134119",
                        "account_alias": "happygalah",
                        "account_name": "Happy Galah ๐ŸŒž",
                        "account_avatar": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-04\/20260418151517-dz6fqf8lf3gt56b.jpg"
                    },
                    {
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                        "date": "20260714121657",
                        "account_alias": "madeleine",
                        "account_name": "Madeleine",
                        "account_avatar": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-03\/20260301204609-1z36ors3mcxsdyy.jpg"
                    },
                    {
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                        "date": "20260714115120",
                        "account_alias": "billydee",
                        "account_name": "Bill Dumoulin",
                        "account_avatar": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-04\/20260402191207-hya6l22s4rxyj6f.jpg"
                    },
                    {
                        "reaction": "emoji-heart",
                        "date": "20260714112648",
                        "account_alias": "justkeepswimming",
                        "account_name": "Kelly Stainton ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ",
                        "account_avatar": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-01\/20260129113933-8g8nmxap4co53ls.jpeg"
                    },
                    {
                        "reaction": "emoji-heart",
                        "date": "20260714111613",
                        "account_alias": "summerleo",
                        "account_name": "Pat Bodan",
                        "account_avatar": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-05\/20260502164455-eaqu0hk2o5ayddu.jpeg"
                    },
                    {
                        "reaction": "emoji-thumb-up",
                        "date": "20260714111444",
                        "account_alias": "tooltroll",
                        "account_name": "ToolTroll",
                        "account_avatar": "https:\/\/storage.heycafecdn.com\/2026-03\/20260318090226-aywkhh66zrmvhi3.jpg"
                    }
                ]
            },
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                    "name": "Heather A.E. MacDonald",
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Response Modifications

We have a few URL options you can provide to modify the API response. If you have any suggestions let us know.


&convert_numeric=VARIABLE

This option will turn an array into a numeric response instead of KEYs when provided with the variable to modify. It will only work on main level variables at this time for example in the call endpoint.hey.cafe/api/account_conversations?query=anthony&convert_numeric=conversations.


&error_boolean=true

Return all responses in system_api_error as a boolean true or false only. If there is an error message when this is active it will be provided in system_api_error_message.


&error_no_http=true

Do not modify the HTTP response code when any error response happens, keep the HTTP response code as 200.

Flags

Some requests have rules that must be followed, they are done on the API end and will be automatically validated and if failed you will get an error message.


Needs Session

On fail will return needs_session and if this falg is set the request will only respond if made by a valid user session or API session.


Needs Agecheck

On fail you will get the response of needs_agecheck and this happens if request is made from an IP in a country or region that has an age verification law. To use this the IP must not be based in an age check region or the user must do the age verification in settings first.